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Doctor Who AU where everything is exactly the same except that the Doctor travels around in a plastic blue porta-potty.

There is a blue port-a-potty just randomly sitting on the island in the middle of an intersection by my apartment building. People walk past it every day without even stopping to notice it despite it being so out of place. I wonder if it’s bigger on the inside…

‎1. Buy a port-a-potty company
2. Make all portable toilets look like a T.A.R.D.I.S
3. Change name to T.U.R.D.I.S to avoid copyright infringement, and also make the name appropriate for a port-a-potty
4. ????????
5. Profit

  • Me: Hey, why is there a portapot next to the highway?
  • Tyler: It's a Tardis!
  • Me: A TURDIS!
  • ...
  • TURDISSSS
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