Hi, I'm a shitcunt and i'm pretending that i'm looking for a tumblr girlfriend so i can get more followers. I'm sweet and caring and every other bullshit word that makes dumb bitches go 'awww'. I WON'T MAKE YOU FAMOUS, i won't like your shit, and i probably won't reblog your selfies (unless you have great legs or something). But what i will do is make you FEEL like a COMMON WHORE when i leach every last follower out of you. ily.
TUMBLR BOYFRIEND APPLICATION. :) OR CUDDLE BUDDY (:
- Name
- Age
- Eye color
- Hair color
- Height
- Virgin?
- Smoker?
- Drinker?
- Sexual orientation
- Favorite sport
- Favorite color
- Grade level
- Any tattoos?
- Any piercings?
- Why are you applying?
- Why should i pick you?
- How would you make me happy via tumblr/ internet?
- How often are you on tumblr?
- Do you currently follow me?
- If we got to know each other really well, could we text?
