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  • Parents: How about this hotel? It has a pool, sun terrace, beach nearby..
  • Me: ..
  • Parents: Restaurant, wifi-
  • Me: Let's go.
  • Me: i dont know how someone could be so completely obsessed with a celebrity. I mean come on theyre just normal people.
  • *joins Tumblr*
  • Me: intrests? well i like Glee especially Naya Rivera, shes so talented.
  • *a few months later*
  • Me: NAYA RIVERA WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!
  • Me: YOUR FACE OFFENDS ME WITH ITS BEAUTY.
  • Me: JUST MARRY ME ALREADY
  • Me: IF YOU DONT MARRY ME MARRY HEATHER GOD DAMMIT
  • Me: SO MANY HEYA/BRITTANA FEELS
  • Me: JUST LOVE ME DOWN
  • Me: What a beautiful day!
  • Me: I should stay inside.

So this conversation just happened:

Mum: Does anyone have a paperclip?

Me and my dad: I do!

Me: I have multi-coloured paperclips though!

Dad: I have green paperclips!

Me: Green is not a creative colour

My parents: …

I had a social life once, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Oh man sometimes I’m like ‘WOAH LIFE IS SHORT I better get up early every morning and exercise and eat healthily and revise for exams in advance and do extra reading and stuff for uni so that I can get an excellent job that I’ll enjoy and I’ll be super great and fit and I’ll figure out how to wear heels everyday without crying in agony and I’ll stop dressing in leggings and jeans all the time YEAH’ but then I turn on my laptop and just go ‘heh tumblr’ and forget all about leaving my room ever again 

i was just having dinner and was trying to tell my mum something when i remembered moon moon and i started weeping with laughter and she told me to get out

  • Me: I'm gonna do my homework and get a good night's sleep and wake up refreshed!
  • Tumblr: Lol no

this one time, I was a good student, and I did all my homework and I got good grades.

then I discovered tumblr.

end education.

I was coerced into joining Tumblr with the promise of people that were just as obsessed with Doctor Who as I am… 2 months later… I’m “shipping people”, watching Sherlock, and falling in love with the characters on Supernatural to even though I’ve never watched an episode… I’ve become way too emotionally invested in fictional characters… For Christ’s sake…My new life goal is to have someone in the real world would tell me that they like my shoelaces… No one tells you these things when you join Tumblr… No one warns you about the dark side…

Just started watching Sherlock.

my dash is just full of it so i thought: “why not.”

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and i have to admit IT FUCKING BLEW MY MIND. 

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SCREW YOU HOLIDAY LEARNING, i now found something better..

who even needs a matriculation? BWHAHAHAhaha.

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first supernatural, now sherlock.

tumblr, you ruined my life.

THANK YOU.

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