proposed opening number to Tumblr: The Stage Musical
What are you lot all staring at? Ain’t you all got somewhere to be?
It must be so nice, spending your evenings so happy and free
White middle-class, privileged, rich! All that money lying around
Bet you thought if you came here tonight you could block out the sound
Of the poor, the needy, the desperate, the queer
The forty-seven percent, all those you fear
Well I hope you’re sitting comfortably, because you just bought yourself a pass
To a no-holds-barred, intellectual, feminist kick in the ass
And whatever you do, don’t compare this to Glee, because let’s face it, that’s muck –
Tumbler #1: [Shouts] My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck!