So...

I had an interesting day. Some girl baked me cookies and told me to “stay beautiful” then ran away before I got her name…

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… They weren’t very good cookies, but I appreciate the effort.

Whaaaat?

An Allegory party gone awry?! [feigns shock] Who knew?!

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Why is Justin Bieber stuck in my head?

This shouldn’t be happening.

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[groans]

Stupid alcohol. [rubs his temples] Fucking head. The girls, though. That was worth it.

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Did someone say party?

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So this is the famous Allegory Academy...

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[walks down the hallway, talking to herself under her breath]

There's a mob? What?

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ooc: THIS GIF. I CAN’T~

David Ellison: I see why you like it here, Pipa.

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Piper: Dad… Don’t call me that. What if someone hears you?

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This place is full of idiots

I’m quite disgusted.

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I’m trying to think of a creative way to introduce myself but I’m coming up short, so hey! I’m Arielle and uh I’m kind of new. Here’s to hoping I don’t make a complete fool of myself on the first day.

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I have a joke.

What’s the difference between a barren wasteland and this school?

[puffs her cheeks]

I like alcohol.

To the boy who sent the chocolates,

I think you dropped them off in front of the wrong room.

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I swear to drunk I'm not God.

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Wait… That’s not right, is it?

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