The Bible will keep you away from sin; sin will keep you away from the Bible.

“By all evidence we are in the world to do nothing.”

—Emil Cioran, from A Short History Of Decay

“We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth at least the truth that is given us to understand. The artist must know the manner whereby to convince others of the truthfulness of his lies.” 

—Pablo Picasso


You guys, I heard the first thing Yahoo wants to do is put the “e” back in Tumblr.

On VISA interview outfit choices to lifestyle choices.

Me: What should I wear? I wanna look really rich.
Dad: With that hair, no one is gonna believe you.
Me: Excuse me. My hair cost me p10,000. And more.

Dad: *eyes slowly widen realizing what I had just said*

Me: *realizing I should not have said anything in case he’d judge me*
Dad: That much?!
Me: Yeah well one bleach job costs about 5,000 and then I had to go through another one… (even I couldn’t believe I spent that much on something that’s already dead)

Dad: …
Me: Um, well yeah. It’s expensive to look this good…

Dad: *disapproving looks shooting my way*

Me: Well, some people choose plastic surgery, I choose to change my hair. At least it’s never permanent!

Dad: *not even listening anymore*

He knows I’m right, though. VISA interview is on Wednesday morning, wish me luck, you guys! Pray to the Universe that the German Embassy grant me a tourist VISA!

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