true story ;D
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Whenever I’m scrolling through a tag, find a new blog, and see pictures of shows I like AND food, I can’t help but automatically think “SOULMATE!”
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You have no idea how much will power it takes for me not to hit you in the face with my ipad... -_____-
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it´s the perfect way to show people they need to fuck off, and if they don´t you are allowed to ignore them until they do!
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- Me: *taking pictures of the wild pussy-willows in our back yard*
- Dad: You know why they are called 'Pussy-Willows' right?
- Me:
- Mom:
- Dad:
- Me:
- Mom:
- Dad:
- Me: *snorts* Yeah.
- Dad: You need to go back to the fifth grade..
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'Che cazzo fai, coglione!'
Disse la mia vicina al figlio di 5 anni.
Solo in questa strada succedono ‘ste cose.
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That moment when someone wake you up while you were having a good dream.
At first you were like:
And after, when you were trying to sleep again, trying to dream the same thing, but you couldn’t:
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one time this girl was reading a book called “City Of Glass” but a sticker was covering part of the title so it said “City Of Ass” so i pointed it out and started laughing then everyone else noticed and they started laughing too because it said city of ass
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Me watching gore
Me watching a straight couple make out
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“You’re over him, right? I’m not delusional?”
I actually have no idea what my emotions are doing. I’ve become a hypocrite, in some respect.
I have become an anime character to substitute for said fact.
