don’t play with a boy’s heart. play with his balls instead. 

ever since I’ve started feeling comfortable with wearing leggings out in public, I don’t even wear jeans anymore.I’ll put on my jeans and my legs feel like they’re in a different world. they’ll be like.. ‘master, what have you covered us in !?’

  • Me: goes to target looking for a dress
  • Me: ends up buying 3 sports bras

If you’re ever sad just remember that I had a teacher once who named her two daughters jenna and talia and didn’t realize her mistake until she tried calling them both at the same time

  • *watching the avengers with my parents*
  • *loki comes on screen*
  • Me: *internally screams and tries hard not to freak out for the sake of my parents*
  • Dad: IT'S LOKI
  • Mum: EEEEK
  • Me: omg my parents are fangirls

When I was 14 this girl at a party pulled her titty out and tried to get me to touch it. I told her to hold on a minute then I left the party and walked home.

‘what if they stayed in a motel except there’s only one bed,’ I say and snicker, proud to have thought of the most original scenario for romantic tension between two characters

Interesting..

Jennifer Aniston to fight anxiety does yoga two hours a day.. I think it could be a good idea.

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There is a special place in heaven for all the people making these stilas gifsets

everytime i see one on my dash i just

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  • Other girls: *looks at their full wardrobe* what should I wear? *after 15 minutes* I have nothing to wear!!
  • Me: *looks at her full bookshelf* what should i read next? *after 15 minutes* I have nothing to read!!

I’m gonna hide in a cave until true talent is appreciated again

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