when I was in year 7 I was really weird and I had a massive crush on this boy and I said one day to a friend ‘i want to pee in his toilet’ and then a year later I was dating the same boy I had a crush on and I needed the toilet so I peed in his toilet and I only just remembered this so the moral or the story is dreams do come true

  • Nhl: Chicago Blackhawks have a power play!
  • Blackhawks fans: Shit.

Girl Code.

Best. Fucking. Show. EVER. nuff said… 

image

  • relative: do you have a boyfriend?
  • me: *laughs for 10 years*

My nipple hurts.

image

Am I the only one who imagines scenes with my characters in my head when I listen to music

Like when I listen to loud , fast music I imagine my characters fighting or running

and like slow, sad songs are death scenes or conceptional shorts

I do that all the time when listening to music XD

I’m far too tired and cold to function correctly.

image

when you feel bad about liking something because the people you love a lot make you feel embarrassed about it.

image

I tried to eat that pretzel glaze stuff at the pretzel place but it looked too much like a cup of semen and now I can’t stop gagging.

The first time I read about Nico:

*omg where is the percabeth get out of the way*

When Nico first spoke to Percy:

Aw, haha, that was funny cute kid.

Now:

image

I was watching Americas Got Talent and damn the last guy who performed sounded like John Mayer I cried.

image

Why am I always so damn attracted to British guys!?

image

I used to hate Lana’s music but then something happened and I listened to her Born To Die album for a week straight 

Stiamo caricando più post...