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ever since I’ve started feeling comfortable with wearing leggings out in public, I don’t even wear jeans anymore.I’ll put on my jeans and my legs feel like they’re in a different world. they’ll be like.. ‘master, what have you covered us in !?’

  • Me: goes to target looking for a dress
  • Me: ends up buying 3 sports bras

If you’re ever sad just remember that I had a teacher once who named her two daughters jenna and talia and didn’t realize her mistake until she tried calling them both at the same time

When I was 14 this girl at a party pulled her titty out and tried to get me to touch it. I told her to hold on a minute then I left the party and walked home.

Interesting..

Jennifer Aniston to fight anxiety does yoga two hours a day.. I think it could be a good idea.

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‘what if they stayed in a motel except there’s only one bed,’ I say and snicker, proud to have thought of the most original scenario for romantic tension between two characters

There is a special place in heaven for all the people making these stilas gifsets

everytime i see one on my dash i just

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I’m gonna hide in a cave until true talent is appreciated again

  • Other girls: *looks at their full wardrobe* what should I wear? *after 15 minutes* I have nothing to wear!!
  • Me: *looks at her full bookshelf* what should i read next? *after 15 minutes* I have nothing to read!!

How to Get Easy Diamond in LoL 101

1. Be super cute Asian girl.
2. Have ridiculously high voice like a little girl.
3. Befriend pro players who can’t resist the super kawaii-ness.
4. ???
5. Profit.

WARNING: Beware of thirsty fan boys.

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