Oglaf

Oglaf (NSFW) always has the funniest fucking sayings at the top of the page. Choice quotes:

“When a song mentions ‘arms,’ I like to shout ‘vagina!’”

“Educational in ways you can’t use. Just like trigonometry.”

“Tasteful, moody portraits of cocks with googly eyes.”

“Recumbent yet erect.”

and my personal favorite—

“Exploring the alien sensuality of sea mammals by ignoring them completely.”

Trudy Cooper’s a genius.