((Work was boring today. Painfully boring. I am going to share the products of my boredom, several blank receipts and a broken biro with you.))

I am only partially sorry.))

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(N!A: Arlain) Trond in a leather thong, and nothing else.

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[Arlain wakes up with a gasp and quickly shakes her head.

“What in Oblivion, Vaermina?!”]

((■ - Violent headcanon))

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You can always take a day off if you need it, I'll cover for you. And try drinking some warm milk. Helps you get to sleep and, added bonus, I get to tell the other guards that you're a milk-drinker.

There was a definite thud when Arlain’s boot connected with Trond’s shin, though once the moment passed, she acted as if nothing had happened.

“Not a milk-drinker, Trond,” she grumbled. “Nothin’ ‘bout work that’s kept me from sleepin’.”

✿ - Happy headcanon

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Headcanon: Arlain definitely wants to give Trond all of the sweet rolls she finds. And this isn't a bizarre suggestion at all.

[“Aha, no. No, that’s just not going to happen, Trond.

Good try, though. But the robes are a bit snug on y’belly. And y’still sound like a drunk mammoth when y’tromp about.”]

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Why not? What's wrong? Usually you'll put up with my games for HOURS.

Arlain narrowed her eyes at the guard, but swallowed her aggressive reply.

“Because I’ve found myself tired lately. Had some trouble sleeping is all, so if you’ve got news for me, I’d appreciate it if you just told me.”

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