Life lessons MPGiS has taught me (so far)
- From Trisha Cappeletti - When you find a positive pregnancy test on the school’s bathroom floor, punch your best friends in the gut to make sure their lives don’t get ruined.
- From Brittnay Matthews - Save your vag-inity for someone special.
- From Deandra - When stuck in a dilemma, just choose BOTH.
I love Trisha
Mackenzie Zales (to Shay Van Buren): Besides, I always just assumed you poured your food directly into the toilet just to save yourself a step.
Trisha Cappeletti: Ha ha ha, yeah, I thought, um, uh… I thought, um, you - you usually put your food, um… in your butt, ‘cause, um…
Mackenzie: Tri- Trisha, are you having a stroke? Are y-
Trisha: No no no no no, you put your food in your butt and - then you poop the -
Mackenzie: Trisha, no…
Trisha: - you poop from your butt and… I’m sorry -
Mackenzie: No, mine was better, just leave it.
Trisha: I thought I had one…