When I give myself motivation on the treadmill by thinking up ridiculous scenarios

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Hah, so funny story.

All the machines at my gym say, “If you experience pain, shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, or faintness you should discontinue use and consult a doctor.”

Baby, if you aren’t experiencing pain, shortness of breath, elevated heart rate, and the willingness to undergo faintness, YOU AREN’T DOING IT RIGHT. 

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