Ummm… it’s spam? desgined to make smart(or people who’d like to think they’re smart), lonley people join up?
Oh, undoubtedly! But it’s very funny spam. Happily, being neither smart nor lonely, I remain unmoved.
They want to breed you with the right person as to ensure your offspring will retain your intelligence. Or something. XD Man, that’s pretty fucked up.
Clearly they’re trying to breed a Pokemon with very high Sp. Atk. I demand Poffins.
There’s a Condesce-conscripted ‘genetic slurry for academia’ joke in here somewhere.
‘Thankyou for joining IvyPail! Please remove your clothes and climb into the large stainless steel chute. This is a routine medical assessment and will not take long.’
Run. Run for the hills. They want you for your mind.
Apparently they want me because I’m all of these things, which just proves their targeting software isn’t very accurate. ‘You have that extra magic. There’s a fire behind your eyes, a special reason you get up in the morning.’ Yeah, the kettle’s on the other side of the room and I can’t reach it from bed.
transcendentalisttrainer said: Wow I didn’t know how much I wanted this until now. Can you say ‘perfection’? <3<
i know, right? there’s some potential in this hatepairing. shame there isn’t a lot of art between these two, apparently. i guess compared to other blue pairings, the only interaction between these two in canon is when karen purposely tried to set off blue’s fear of birds. but since blue conquered her phobia, i can see hatefully hot bickering. i wonder what blue would think now that karen is in the e4 now.
speaking of hot bickering, i’d like to draw blue/sabrina someday. [looks off soulfully into the distance]
I… have no idea how to reply to comments anymore? Tumblr gets all weird when I don’t use it much.
Robyn: Don’t worry, you always help me! I feel super grateful for being friends with you, girl. You’re great!
Koneko-ealain: Every little thing helps. Thank you! <3
Arminis: Thank you, sweetie! Be more confident of your work, I really like it!
Mara: Ya me ayudas lo suficiente, no te preocupes <3. Lo mismo en general el grupo de Homestucks en español… nos reblogueamos entre nosotras en un loop lleno de amor gay.
Vic: Si alguna vez tengo dinero te imprimiré una polera de promotora oficial. Probablemente tendrá a Elliot viéndose gay en ella. Gracias, chica.
Ahh! That’s terrible! D: Are you able to get it replaced? I mean, not that it would hurt any less — that’s just a really shitty thing to happen.
right now i’m too poor to buy a bike but my college program is a major ohana and they’re already pitching like $5 each to help me out because i throw a lot of awesome parties n shit B) my friend taylor suggested the idea !! SO CARING
i love them i could cry again just thinking of the fact that they’re doing that :’) i hope that i can get a new bike !