reading back over my year 12 english assignments. i forgot how fucking awesome I am.
I’d so marry me.

Someone bring me weed.

      I have:

  • A bong
  • A sweet balcony to smoke on
  • Food
  • Drink
  • Netflix
  • Hulu
  • Xbox
  • N64
  • SNES
  • WoW
  • A place to crash

goddammit

someone smoke a bowl with me.

Hello! Magic Anon is here to give you a dare! Please give a smooch to a random girl that you know OR pull your pants down in front of a group of girls!

[Rubs is forehead.] I’m not kissing any girls right now.

Eh…

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in dire need of a wild friend

I miss parties

Haven’t smoked in like a month :(

Screamed "YOUR CAR MAKES ME WET!!" at a old guy driving a sexy Corvette at the stoplight on my way home from work. And no, I wasn't high this time. :)

I hate being under 21 and the designated driver.

I’d rather be over 21 and drunk.

Or just drunk.

Or 21. I’m not picky.

i hate myself.

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