Dudes Like Us
Too Many DavesTOO MANY DAVES - DUDES LIKE US
without alcohol
dudes like us would fail the test of life
you must drink, and always drink
to make life tolerable
get drunk, always drunk
and wake up to god knows what
Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out, “Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!” she doesn’t get ONE.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate…
But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.
“Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave? Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do. You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo! Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one. All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run! This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves' As you can imagine, with so many Daves. And often she wishes that, when they were born, She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm. And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim. And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey. And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey. Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face. Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face. And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff. One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff. And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed. And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed. And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate ... But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.”
—Theodor Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, Too Many DavesJust Fuckin' Kill Me
Too Many DavesToo Many Daves - Just Fuckin’ Kill Me
Pretty much sums that whole thing up.
Listen
Too Many Daves - Snortin Smurfs by the Dashboard Light
sometimes I hate my life
sometimes shit’s tight
sometimes you drink too much
and sit in jail all night
that shit ain’t right
you rock and roll all day
and party every night
that shit is tight
shit’s tight
Too Many Daves by Dr Seuss
Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out “Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!” she doesn’t get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate…But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.
Dudes Room
Too Many DavesToo Many Daves - Dudes Room
Weekend At Daves (2010)
Want some pop-punk to get you revved up for this humid day, but you only have some tunes from high school that even embarrasses your little sister? Enter Too Many Daves. Buncha older punk dudes got together, got drunk, and made a kickass album about hanging out, restraining orders, and killin’ cops. Perfect music for a day like today, so give it a listen. I think they’ll be playing at the Fest 10 in Gainesville on Halloween Weekend. Maybe. I don’t really pay attention to that stuff.
