Tony Abbott Becomes Prime Minister
Joe Hockey kneels and presents him with a resplendent crown made of bible pages that are not glued together but held in place by self satisfaction. Dogs begin running towards the beaches and swimming away with no clear goal. Ink begins melting from any book on the subject of sexual education and spills on the ground spelling the word “SIN” that can be seen from space. Wind power turbines collapse and a thick smog spread across the nation.
