The Mummy and The Mummy Returns are so much better than Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor cause Egypt and Rachel Weisz.

I will never forgive the makers of The Mummy 3 for changing the actress who plays Evie.

I tried, but I can't...

watch the 3rd Mummy movie, Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

Why?

Because I don’t like the new Evy and I can’t get over it.

Redo the movie with Rachel Weisz and I’ll watch it.

I'm watching "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor" and this was hilarious!

  • Rick: Jonathan! Your ass is on fire!
  • Jonathan: My ass is on fire?
  • Rick: Your ass is on fire!
  • Jonathan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass, Rick! Spank my ass!

Michelle Yeoh is beautiful.  I’m watching Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and honestly, she’s the best thing about the entire movie.  Because Mario Bello isn’t Rachel Weisz and The Mummy Returns is still my favourite but…wow.  Michelle Yeoh.  Oh yes.  

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

  • Rick: I've put down more mummies in my time than you.
  • Alex: It was one mummy, Dad.
  • Rick: Yeah. Same mummy, TWICE.

the reason i love the mummy tomb of the dragon emperor so much is because luke ford looks like this

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However I do miss Rachel Weisz looking like this

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I think the reason she’s not in the third is actually because she knew i would explode if her and luke ford were in a movie together.. too much hottness for me to handle

“Alex, that woman is a tomb in which many pharaohs have laid in.”

—The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Jonathan Carnahan) 

watching the third mummy movie

why though? why am i doing this to myself?

the original evey isn’t in it, ardeth bay isn’t in it. jonathan didn’t find love.

why why why

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