Reasons we have the best Sully:

“Ladies, look at your guy, now back to me. Sadly he isn’t me, but if he stopped sitting on his ass using ladies scented body wash and switched to the more adventurous Old Spice… He could smell like me. Look down, now back up, where are you? You’re on a boat somewhere off the coast of Panama with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me, I have it. It’s the passport to Shambhala. Look again! The goddamn passport is now a pile of gold. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice, and not a dame. I’m on a horse in the middle of the rub al khali.”