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im like 98% weird kinks and 2% water

whatever america u might get the tmi premiere 2 days before the rest of the world but u still don’t get kinder eggs

  • Simon: You look lousy
  • Jace: Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.
  • Simon: No I mean it. You don't look good.
  • Jace: This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-'
  • Simon: I am not trying to insult you.
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