you know how sometimes you have those followers that usually don’t reply to your text posts but almost always like them
i just want to give those people a massive hug because i don’t know if they realize the significance of what they do but it’s just like this ridiculously sweet constant acknowledgement of the fact that you exist
and you never know when you might need that
i hate them all
somebody needs to find a new animal and call it a Xoot because that’s cool and not lame
“I'm just an asshole. All the time.”
—Colleen
make it the haiku MAKE IT THE HAIKU
nO NOPE NOT HAPPENING
“hey there nerdfithers”
mAYBE
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pls
it’s a date
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is that a yes
