• Kids at school: What kind of music do you listen to?
  • Me: Oh, metal and hardcore and stuff...
  • Kids at school: Oh like AC/DC?
  • Me:
  • Kids at school:
  • Me: Oh, I'm sorry. for a moment I thought we were in 1985.
  • Kids at school:
  • Me: It's 2012.
  • Kids at school:
  • Me: Leave. Now.

I am missing the premier of my favorite shows on NBC comedy night

to go to a party…

I’m almost disgusted with myself right now

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