Dear Menstruation...
Screw you and your current existence. You are burdening me with stress, headaches, cramps, bloatation central, giving cravings to someone who shouldn’t be eating, and emotions through the fucking roof, more than usual. Which explains my tears when I read tweets from the cast of One Tree Hill. And crying cuz it’s Regis’ farewell week on Live with Regis and Kelly.
What other problems has this period caused me? Well, first…it means I’m not pregnant. Really pissing me off how my entire Facebook newsfeed is telling me that everyone is pregnant. A pair of BFFs I know are pregnant, less than 1 month apart. Freaking Mariah Carey had twins at her age. The Royal couple are preg. Some people I’ve gone to HS with have like 50 children.
Second, I left work early to go to a physical for a pap smear that I scheduled 2 weeks ago. Well only problem is…I got my period. So that was a fucking waste of my time. Lost 3 hours of my work day for nothing?!!!!!
Fuck the life of a woman.
