the hannibal kink meme continues to be the most unintentionally hilarious thing on the internet

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“Artemis, with her bow and quiver, avoided men and killed any male who looked at her.”

i knew artemis was the best goddess for a reason

Can you totally see this happening in the House of Hades?

  • The other 5: *closing the doors from outside*
  • Percabeth: One of us has to go.
  • Percy: you. I'll stay here.
  • Annabeth: no, you.
  • Percy: yo-
  • Annabeth: stfu *pushes him out the door and closes it*
  • Other 5: OOOOO
  • Later
  • Gods: well you guys saved the world again. You can have immortality for that. So umm tell us what you want.
  • The 6: *silece*
  • Percy: *quietly stepping forward* Annabeth.
  • Gods: what?
  • Percy: *louder* I want Annabeth.
  • Gods: *looking among each other* Umm not sure if we can get someone out of tartarus sorry
  • Leo: *stepping forward* I kind of miss that scary blond girl.
  • Piper: *stands beside them* yeah, me too
  • Jason: *joins*
  • Hazel and Frank: *step*
  • Gods: omfg okay we'll see what we can do
  • 5 Mins Later
  • Annabeth: *stumbles out of tartarus and into throne room of the gods*
  • Annabeth: *promptly collapses*
  • Percy: *catching her* don't ever do that to me again, wise girl.
  • The other 6 and the gods: *Percabeth feels* *cheering*
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