- Family: You never talk to us.
- Family: You're always on the computer.
- Family: You live inside your own head.
- Family: You should interact with us more.
- Me: It's just that the things I'm interested in you guys aren't.
- Family: That's not true.
- Me:
- Me:
- Family:
- Me: Well okay there's this show I really like called Supernatural-
- Family: Oh my god it's just a television show, it's not even that good I mean come on. The actors aren't even great- what are you talking about they're just CHARACTERS they don't mean anything.
- Family:
- Me:
- Me:
- Family:
- Me: Okay I'm gonna go on tumblr.
- Family: Oh my god you're so distant.
- Me when I go to practice: Ugh oh my God why do I do this sport this sucks why did I quit the other sports agh I am dying this has to be cruel and unusual punishment I hate this someone just drown me this instant
- Me when I don't go to practice: Oh my God I'm a terrible person I'm being so lazy what am I doing with my life I should be swimming where's the chlorine smell I think I'm going into withdrawal
- The logical part of my brain: OH FOR THE LOVE OF LOCHTE SHUT UP.
