My first meeting with Justin:

  • Justin: Hi! Good to meet you!
  • Me: *slaps him* YOU'RE FUCKING WHITE, W H I T E, WEAR NORMAL JEANS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
  • Me: Hey I just met you.
  • Me: You're so perfect, its crazy.
  • Me: I stalk you on Tumblr.
  • Me: So love me maybe.
  • Josh Hutcherson: What?
  • Me: What?
  • Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I WANT TO BLOW
  • Sauli: Excuse you
  • Adam: Security
  • operator: 911, what's your emergency?
  • me: MONCHELE IS ON! OH GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE, THEY WERE IN NEW YORK, OUT AND ABOUT, THEY WENT TO A FUCKING HOTEL, THEY WERE SPOTTED BEING ALL COUPLEY!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!!!!! MONCHELE IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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