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  • Me: Could you turn the radio up please? I love this song!
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  • Harry Styles: How long have you been in the back of my car?

Tomorrow at school:

  • Teacher: Where's your homework?
  • Me: Sorry, I was at an Ed Sheeran concert last night.

year 2034

  • my daughter: mom can you sing me a lullaby?
  • Me: JUKGO, JUGIGO, SSAUGO OECHIGO. IGEON JEONJAENGI ANIYAAAAAAAAAA~
  • Thursday, March, 28, 2013
  • lady gaga: *tweets youtube link to a video montage made by brazilians*

When I meet Josh Hutcherson

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my child on the first day of school

  • kid 1: my name is lily! i'm named after a flower!
  • kid 2: my name is harry! i'm named after a novel!
  • kid 3: my name is albert! i'm named after a scientist!
  • my kid: my name is johndave.
  • ...
  • my kid: cha cha slides out of room

You know what I want? I want to take a girl out on a date. The kinds you see in movies. The ones where you go to some cliche restaurant with lights stringing from the ceilings. Then walk underneath the stars in a city park and maybe go get some coffee and talk about what their passionate about. Does anyone still believe in this kind of stuff? If so… let me know i’ll pencil you in.

HEY SCOTLAND I'M ABOUT TO FUCK UP ALL YOUR PEOPLE IF ALEX MORGAN IS NOT IMMEDIATELY OK.

exo teaser #2358 - kai moonwalks through a bakery to buy a slice of cake while tao does the robot in the background

I have-

New Drive! New Ambition

I will make this happen!

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…but how am I going to tell my parents…

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