• Me: nice weather we're having.
  • the Doctor:
  • me:
  • the Doctor:
  • me:
  • the Doctor:
  • the Doctor: how did you get in my TARDIS?

Sam reading The Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins to a heavily pregnant Rosie and thier hoards of adorable fat children.

They’re all sitting in a meadow in the Shire and Merry, Pippin, Estella, Diamond and thier babies join in to listen to the story too.

“Read the part where Uncle Merry and Lady Eowyn defeated the Witchking!”

“No, no, read the part where Uncle Pippin saved Faramir from the fire!”

As Merry and Pippin blush and look smug, Rosie smiles warmly, holds Sam’s hand and says

“What about Sam? Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about him.”

Sam makes an embarrassed squeak and then reads the bit where he saved Frodo from Shelob

And it was happy and beautiful and hobbity

  • Flyers: Hey guys let's just give them a glimpse of how good we can be then do the opposite the next game *evil laugh*
  • Fans: YOU FUCKING LITTLE BIPOLAR BITCHES GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. DON'T DO THIS TO US EVERY GAME. OUR LITTLE HEARTS ARE SLOWLY GIVING OUT.

ECOLOGY PROFESSOR WIN

Paraphrasing, but:

Question 5. Professor Xavier has noticed that there are no butterflies where a particular pesticide has been applied…

Question 7. Professor Xavier has a friend (let’s call him “Logan”) who is out collecting butterflies in a different area…

WOLVERINE’S BUTTERFLY COLLECTION, YOU GUYS.

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