Sam reading The Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins to a heavily pregnant Rosie and thier hoards of adorable fat children.
They’re all sitting in a meadow in the Shire and Merry, Pippin, Estella, Diamond and thier babies join in to listen to the story too.
“Read the part where Uncle Merry and Lady Eowyn defeated the Witchking!”
“No, no, read the part where Uncle Pippin saved Faramir from the fire!”
As Merry and Pippin blush and look smug, Rosie smiles warmly, holds Sam’s hand and says
“What about Sam? Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about him.”
Sam makes an embarrassed squeak and then reads the bit where he saved Frodo from Shelob
And it was happy and beautiful and hobbity
ECOLOGY PROFESSOR WIN
Question 5. Professor Xavier has noticed that there are no butterflies where a particular pesticide has been applied…
Question 7. Professor Xavier has a friend (let’s call him “Logan”) who is out collecting butterflies in a different area…
WOLVERINE’S BUTTERFLY COLLECTION, YOU GUYS.