Anyone want to illustrate this?
On the first day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
A collapsible FN P90.
On the second day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the third day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Six Garrote watches, Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Seven Sony Xperias, Six Garrote watches, Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the eight day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Eight false trails, Seven Sony Xperias, Six Garrote watches, Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Nine late trains, Eight false trails, Seven Sony Xperias, Six Garrote watches, Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Ten types of snark, Nine late trains, Eight false trails, Seven Sony Xperias, Six Garrote watches, Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Eleven old warships, Ten types of snark, Nine late trains, Eight false trails, Seven Sony Xperias, Six Garrote watches, Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Quartermaster gave to me,
Twelve cups of Earl Grey Tea, Eleven old warships, Ten types of snark, Nine late trains, Eight false trails, Seven Sony Xperias, Six Garrote watches, Five tiny trackers, Four trip wires, Three explosive pens, Two Aston Martins and a collapsible FN P90.
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- Alexander James I_______ H___ (lol)
- Aries, bitch.
- Ummm wow this is hard… I actually don’t know o.o
- Pizza, Skyrim and Liza.
- Green eyes, girls that legitimately lose themselves in games (none of this bs I’M A GAMER CHICK!!1!), a sense of humour and Liza. lol.
- Toes, caked on make up, no sense of humour, high pitched squealing.
- JORRRRRGE.
- Honestly- was once bi-curious, but I’m straight.
- Picnic at the beach #SWAGGIE … x’D
- 6’1”
- My parents.
- Idk like around 6 in the morning I think.
- GREEN.
- Yus.
- “You are not just here to fill space or be a background character in someone else’s movie. Consider this: nothing would be the same if you did not exist. Every place you have ever been and everyone you have ever spoken to would be different without you. We are all connected, and we are all affected by the decisions and even the existence of those around us.” -David Niven (The Moon’s A Balloon)
- Court Town Close.
- CHEESECAAAAAKE.
- Of course not.
- The Awkward Goodbye - Athlete
- THE DARKNESS IN THEIR SOUL!!1! lolidk what they’re wearing? xD
