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“If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. ”

—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

“There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that. ”

—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

“The king threw back his head and laughed. He enjoyed a good laugh, and so did his wife, the queen. When she saw the king laughing she let out a big laugh too. In fact, she laughed so hard she broke her throne. This made them both laugh harder. Then they got serious when they remembered they had the plague. "The plague," said the king, but the way he said it made them both burst out laughing again. ”

—Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

jfc adam from workaholics why how

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Holy fucking shit. I've seen god's face and it's this mac and cheese!

Holy fucking shit. I've seen god's face and it's this mac and cheese!

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