“I got an email, and I didn’t pick up on the signals. The email said, ‘Do you want to come and play?’ and I thought, What - squash or tennis or some kind of racquet-based activity?”

Benedict Cumberbatch

(x)

“This is one of my favorite stories of SNL. There was a writer who was waiting for his dinner, he'd ordered dinner and it was delivery. And it was taking forever. And he was a vegetarian, so it was from like the one vegetarian place that's open at that hour. And he was just complaining and complaining and complaining. And finally, after two hours, he'd called a bunch of times, his food came and it got delivered and Will Forte took it and dropped it out the window.”

—Seth Meyers (x)
  • Rocky: *reading* "Rocky, can you be the father to my babies?" Ooh, how many babies do you have exactly?
  • Riker: Oh, no she doesn't... Nevermind. We won't go there.
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