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Attention World, there has been a rule change.

From the treaty of the treason:

In penance for you giving us low points in eurovision, each country shall offer up male and female athletes between the ages of 18 and 35 at a public ”Reaping.”

These athletes shall be delivered to the custody of London.

And then transferred to a public arena where they will Fight to the Death until a lone winner remains.

Henceforth and forevermore this pageant shall be known as The Olympics.

So Pema is knocked up for the 4th time in 10 years.

Lin Bei Fong is still hung up over Tenzin years after their break up.

I think we can safely assume Tenzin is a god in the sack.

Karma Police

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like this and i will randomly pick someone to promote

This... fucking sucks.

#because i'm in a pissy mood

I feel like I should get a cat. Maybe a cat could keep me company while I sit in my room all day.

Remember that time I photoshopped a bunch of les mis characters onto fruits for the sake of bad puns?

let’s bring that back

Enjolrapple
“RED! THE PIGMENT OF ANGRY FRUITS!”

Epearnine
“On my own, peartending he’s beside me.”

Brocjoly
“Am I looking green to you? I’m feeling a bit green.”

ALRIGHT EVERY ONE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MOTHER FUCKER

YOU SEE THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT HERE! HE WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO ASK ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND A YEAR AGO.

(Him one year ago)

ANY WAY HE IS SO FUCKIN CHILL THAT NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AFTER WE WERE DATING HE WAS BALSY ENOUGH TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME AND HIM AS ERIDAN AND AUSTRIA.

SEE THAT CUTE MOTHER FUCKIN SMILE.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? WHEN I RAN TOWARDS HIM AND YELLED HUSBAND WHEN WE FIRST MET DID HE RUN. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO HE JUST RETORTED AND SAID “WIFE” THATS RIGHT HE PLAYED ALONG!

ALSO HE LOOKS DAMN FINE IN A SUIT!

ALSO HE IS SMART AS FUCK! HE IS HEAD PROGRAMER ON HIS ROBOTS TEAM AND COLLEGES ARE BEGGING HIM TO BE HIS BITCH! YOU KNOW WHAT? OHIO STATE WAS LIKE “DAAAAAAMN WE NEED THIS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE!” AND HE LOOKED THEM IN THE EYE AND SAID “No thanks.” YEAH THATS RIGHT!

AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE I PEACE OUT LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS DOG!

IF THAT AIN’T THE CUTEST THING YOU EVER SEEN THEN YALL NEED TO CHECK YO BRAINS!

THATS RIGHT BITCHES GIVE A HAND TO THIS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE! NOT ONLY IS HE AMAZINGLY SWEET BUT HE ALSO SURVIVED A YEAR DATING THIS.

IN CONCLUSION Happy one year Brandon, I love you.

Nosy Britches

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