My cat walked over my keyboard (even though I was screaming STOP MICKEY DONT DO IT STOP GET OFF MY LAPTOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING) and he fucking opened tumblr. He touched the touchthingy and then stood on the left clicky thingy AND OPENED TUMBLR. I think my cat wants a blog too. xD
Maybe I should make him one and he can date or make friends with other cats around the world.
- Friend 1: i really like this guy, hes sooo sweet and we always hug and stuff
- Friend 2: theres this really fit guy who talks to me sometimes at school.
- Friend 3: i like this boy who is my friend and hes really nice to me and calls me pretty and we talk all the time, but idk if he likes me. I really like him tho
- Me: um...i love my followers
Have I ever mentioned how I found a half of a poké ball? A HALF OF A POKÉ BALL. Over a year and half ago I was walking to a market with my friend when I spotted this lying on the ground. And after we got back from the market it was still there. Just casually lying on the ground. Calling me. So I picked it up, washed it and treasured it.
A HALF OF A POKÉ BALL NOW THIS IS A SIGN FROM ARCEUS ABOVE THAT I MUST DEDICATE MY LIFE AND HEART TO THE ONE OTP (TO RULE THEM ALL)!!! ASDFGHJKL IT’S FATE!!
Now I must find the other half~~
“That’s a great post you’ve got there…” he thinks, “Now for the finishing touch.”
He taps his screen in three specific coordinates of the screen, suddenly the graphics jump out off the 2-D plane. The room is now immersed in data. He stands to look at all the images that cover the walls, the floor, and even the ceiling. Examining each on carefully, so as not to miss the correct detailing of emotion he is looking for, he finally picks one. He taps it and almost instantly everything recedes back into the computer and the image appears under the text.
Tumblr user kevinless has done it again.