plot twist: Clary gets strung-out at Pandemonium and the entire Mortal Instruments series is just a hallucination. 

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iCarly iGoodbye Marathon 

Intro to iSaved Your Life

Seddie fans:

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Now I know why Reb broke Brooks Brown’s windshield and refused to pay for it.

IT’S BECAUSE THE GUY IS A PEDO!!!

  • Moffat: *breathes*
  • Person: Sexist bastard

Dear Loser, [Horrors]~~~~!!!!!

I thought you liked us you said it yourself we hate you .People only said you started the ustream because you wanted to tease us and that after you would dump us well guess what basterts we dumped you cause you were thnking that we would watch forever i didn’t so like that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a Hor.I clicked off on you cause you tol me it on the video because I guess werent men enough to tell me it in our computers!we hate you and also guess what our mothers hate you to that theyre the ones who put us to do this ,you stream these clouds every morning and we aint stupid you try to be nice to us and our lil bro who only 7YRs old hates you to and dont even know what you did and it always blocking your video.haha!We watched another video after you and after we were over you an idiot dared you even tried to ask us to watch yours again we didnt stop watching theirs for yours OK! We hate you weve always hated you spreading to everyone that we cheated on your video when you just got jealouse that we used to watch other videos your so jealouse you automatically think we like them well guess maybe we do maybe we dont gotta problem you aint our favourite band anymore we dont have to tell you what we watch or who we am with and why got it we dont like you anymore the other day you told us that we have to who we like or what we are thinking of watching its none of your buisness got that you losers!We hate you and we know you but we dont like you we dont care what your stupid freinds say you make me watch your ustream for stupid reasons u accidentally say you streamed nothing we will never like you again WE HATE YOU WE HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD we’d rather watch a spider or rat den u urs is soooo boring and crap !!!!!!!!!!And then saying that we loooooooved you pleasssse!!!!!!!!!!!Your such n ass wipe n basterts!! We HATE YOOOOOOOOOO Well bi you pieces of shit we have more things to do right now then watch YOU

The New Site is DONE!

I’m  so excited.

Gwen, I can get pregnant!

Keep your huge cock away from me for the next month. I don’t need to be knocked up!

So wait..

Calliope is one of those people who makes up OCs that have some super-special quality about them (in this case, lime green blood.)

Calliope also has a green color scheme (clothes, etc.)

You know what else has those people and a green color scheme?

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lovecanbesostrange replied to your post: waywardcherry replied to your post: So you…

I understand the sentiment and I know there would have been a shitstorm about whitewashing (and I can’t say it would have been undeserved), but… this is your blog we’re talking about. You’d cast Sean Connery as Santana’s Mom!

No, no, no, no, Sean Connery is Santana’s boyfriend. He’s 300 years old and he’s still a stud! 

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ITS MY 6000th POST!!

Oh, gosh, this is so exciting!

I’d like to thank Tumblr and its creators for giving me a platform to be so wonderful on.

I’d like to thank Oprah for allowing me to live in her kingdom, the Universe.

Thanks to Maranduh, who’s love of cats inspired me to keep on blogging about nothing.

And, finally, I’d like to thank you, my fans, for supporting me and my blogging career. I couldn’t do it without you.

  • Dan: OMG. I'm going to start making videos every Thursday it's going to be awesome. I hate keeping you guys waiting for videos! Love you all.
  • Phil: Fuck you. I'll upload a new video whenever I feel like it. Perfection takes time people.

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