So in preparation for Club Day tomorrow: some Interact FAQs!
What does Interact do?
Find out tomorrow at the Interact table.
Out of all the clubs I should join, why Interact?
Join and find out.
Will I ever become as beautiful and amazing and talented as the veteran-Interactors?
Sadly, there’s no guarantee of that. But if you join Interact, there’s a larger chance you may! “Do you have proof we will?” WELL, DO YOU HAVE PROOF YOU WON’T? ;)
Is Interact the right place for me if I want something to put on my college resume?
(I think this is the only serious answer.)
Yes and no: Please don’t join because of the “college” factor. Hopefully throughout the year, you’ll bond with your fellow Interactors
(through… wait for it… interaction! HURRR.) and learn to love serving your community both in and out of school! So basically… if you join because of the college incentive, (the seriousness ends here) WE’LL WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE—okay jk not really. But … please join and find out! :D
Any more questions?
Ask away at the Interact table tomorrow during lunch~
Are all the Interact officers as insane as you are?
No. There are some sane people, so please don’t be scared away!
To the people who trended #zayndmdirectionersforsex
Come on, this is a rumor and even if it actually is true you shouldn’t bring it to light because then he’s going to stop doing it.
I mean are you dumb? Wouldn’t you love to be DM’d for casual sex by Zayn hotbeautifulsexmeat Malik?
Y’all are making it hard for me to have sex with my husband, mmmmkay?
What if Kurt goes back to McKinley because Mercedes called him and was like "KURT WE'RE GONNA SING BORN THIS WAY WANNA COME WATCH?"
And then Kurt is like
“WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING GAGA WITHOUT ME?
FUCK THIS I’M GOING BACK TO MCKINLEY
SORRY BLAINE BUT THE WARBLERS HAVEN’T DONE ANY GAGA AND I MEAN, WHEN YOU DO TOP 40 YOU DO GAGA.”
and then he is back with ND and wears his lovely BTW shirt and yeah.