A Story Of Boy Meets Girl
Mychael Danna & Rob SimonsenThis is a story of boy meets girl… but you should know upfront, this not a love story.
- Red Riding Hood: Granny! What big hands you have!
- Grandma: Oh! All the better to scratch my back with.
- Red Riding Hood: And Granny! What big ears you have!
- Grandma: All the better to hear your...MANY criticisms. Old people just have big ears, dear.
- Red Riding Hood: And Granny! What big eyes you have-
- Grandma: ARE WE JUST GONNA SIT AROUND HERE AN' TALK BOUT HOW BIG I'M GETTIN'!?

