close your eyes and think about louis tomlinson in the shower washing his butt

do u ever feel super annoying and just wanna shut up for an entire week because ur so annoying that ur own voice is starting to annoy urself

do u think niall ever holds lux and once she starts crying instead of calming her down he just kinda shoves her back into lou’s arms bc same

everytime I go on 1dsexualfrustrations’ blog

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i just want to give niall a blow job while he’s having a beer and right before he’s about to cum, stop sucking him, take a mouthful of beer, wink at him then finish sucking him off

the funny thing was that Harry didn’t call her up and tell her he still loved her, more like he called her up and said stay the fuck away from me bc we are never getting back together

If I had a dollar for every thirsty Christoph Walt text post I would probably have a lot of dollars.

i swear so many harry feels like seriously I just have this thing going on in my mind where he’s your boyf and your parents don’t like him and he always fucks you slow like he just wants you to feel all of him and he has his hand over your mouth so you guys won’t get caught and he always has to sneak out now im going to go drown myself in my shower bye

whoever started these thirsty Niall posts, I hate you and your ratchet horny self. This is not healthy for me ok I want to throw myself off a cliff

Punk Louis checking you out like ajifjlkdlalsknjfvb

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i can’t even when niall’s playing guitar because his fingers move so fast and i’l just like how dare you when my vagina is waiting 

one christmas we listened to the new beyonce cd while opening presents i think that was the best day of my life so far

Liam falsettoing you omg

one time when i was like 10 we went to a zoo in arizona and i got to feed a giraffe and its tongue wrapped around my wrist i thought that thing was going to swallow me whole and i cried 

Louis Tomlinson more like Louis Tumlinson u feel me

‘happy birthday dude’ aka management

anonymously tell me what you think about me yo

I just wanna lick Louis’ tummy now is that too much too ask for

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