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"What would you do if you were 100 years old?"

Third grade responses:

  • Get a cane
  • Dye my hair because I don’t want to be gray
  • Be dead / go to funerals
  • Play lots of board games
  • Fall in love
  • Have mad swag
  • Climb the Empire State Building and knock out King Kong’s tooth

Sometimes playing Barbies is playing Barbies; and sometimes playing Barbies is how we work out our personal bullshit.

When I was a child, an astronomy magazine for children published a letter of mine. This was a great thrill, of course, and I wish I still had a copy. They had asked if we discovered life on other planets, if we could take over those planets. I said, “No,” the whole question seemed ridiculous. I believe I said, “If someone pitched tents in your back yard would you like it if they took over the whole house.” (The Not in My Backyard was strong with that one—) “So obviously we can go visit, if they let us, but we shouldn’t take over. The end. Signed, Gentle Tony of Charleston, IL.” 

I just remembered that letter. Ah. Thankfully I haven’t grown up to be a crank who leaves comments on youtube pages and in online obituary guest books. (But…Why didn’t I become an astronomer?)

My first kisses all went to kitties.

Also probably my great gramma.

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