My reaction in a hetalia fanfic when:
“Doitsu~!”

“Austria-san!”

“Ve~~ Ve~~”

“Su-san!”

“Onii-chan”

“Oh hon hon hon zhat iz funny.”

“ROMANO I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU~~~~~~~”

“Bastard, shit, fuck, fuck you, fuck this, fuck that fuck everything, crapola, shit bastard.”

“I like, totally, like, like your skirt, like, fabulous, like, Liet.”

Romano’s “milky skin”

“F’nl’nd ‘s my w’f’ ‘nd ’ h’t’ D’nm’rk c’s’.”

“AHAHAHAHA. I’M SO AWESOME AND NO ONE IS AS AWESOME AND THE AWESOME PRUSSIA BECAUSE I AM SO AWESOME LOL 5 METERS BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.”

When France rapes someone

When Spain is a paedophile

When Seychelles and Belgium are only there to be rivals with the main female character

”~~~~~~~~” After everything Spain or Italy says

“I-I-I’m s-s-s-so s-s-s-sorry M-Mr. R-R-Russia!”

“Slut is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say yes. Friendzone is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say no. ”
—angels and anglesI’m not one of those people who puts, like, thought into her tweets. I just say things without thinking about them. I make random, offhand observations. It’s fun for me.
So when some overanalytical douchebag actually gives me a performance review on something I just tweeted, I get offended. Not because they’re sharing their rather lackluster view on what I said, but because they assumed I actually took the time and effort to craft something as fucking ridiculous as “Oh, girl. Somebody threw your milkshake out a long time ago” and then chose to give me one of those “It’s a bit vague, but not that bad” replies. Like, really? You’re giving me a critique on that?
It’s the same as writing a term paper that consists of nothing but the word “buttsniffer” and somebody from another class looks it over and says, “Well, it’s a bit repetitive but overall I guess it’s not that bad.”
Im sorry but I actually hate when people I know start to like the same thing as me and then everyone thinks that they like it waaay more
like, no.
if it wasnt for me YOU WOULDNT HAVE EVEN KNOWN ABOUT IT
THESE THINGS
THEY ARE MINE
NOT YOURS
MINE
GO GET YOUR OWN
I HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING GOING FOR ME WITHOUT MY OBSESSIONS
YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS
GO AWAY
i hate when people are a dick to their followers
ok yeah so maybe this one question has been asked one too many times and it’s annoying but it’s no reason to be rude and nasty and make them feel like they’re stupid
not everyone’s going to automatically think “hey maybe i should look at this person’s faq because every blog has an faq right???”



