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One Direction aren't the brightest lightbulbs in the bunch...

Mexico is in South America.

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 Avocado is a vegetable.

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Connecticut is a town.

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is it weird that I keep emergency apple juice in my room

pants are stupid

i hate those sex gifs that say just friends on them

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Mom says I’m not stressed and I should get my ass off the computer, says the one who doesn’t do shit other than sit home and watch soap operas and doesn’t pay her overdue bills. I pay your fucking bills you fucking bitch. I’m already acting like an adult, paying bills, making sure the kids grades are doing fine, meanwhile you’re doing bat shit. I want to punch you so bad.

 Watched the Kiss You video, and I still don’t know what the fuck skiing, jail and the beach have to do with the song.

I really don’t know what is wrong with the girls at my school

The lyrics to na na na are so deep and meaningful

“I think everybody's nuts, to tell you the truth. I think everybody is absolutely out of their heads all the time. Watch people sometimes. Just watch people. People are absolutely insane. They just are. Look at us!”

—Johnny Depp

I dont understand boys and i dont think i ever will.

Go on tinychat because my brother and Manica (ryanross-spookytampon) are bored and fuckin' nuts.

tinychat.com

what's up with those stupid contests on facebook? or whatever they are..

omg cutest couples

omg prettiest girl

omg shut the fuck up

I fucking love my parents.

  • *discussing the new movies we got, while eating dinner*
  • Dad: I haven't watched The Change-Up yet 'cause your mom said there was "too much nudity" *bursts into sarcastic laughter*
  • Me: I didn't think there was. Olivia Wilde takes her top off.
  • Dad: Really? Well, then I might just have to watch that tonight..
  • Mom: Well, fine then! Then I'll just watch Conan tonight!
  • Dad: HA okay, have fun watching a cross-eyed barbarian, I'd rather look at Olivia Wilde
  • Me: Yea, mom, Olivia Wilde doesn't even compare to a cross-eyed barbarian.
  • Mom: I won't be looking at his eyes.

Omg. That paper I spent all day working on was pushed back til Thursday.

  • grandma: you know you've found the one when he pleases you sexually before he asks you to please him
  • me: grandma they're teenage boys that ain't never gonna happen

Why can't laptops have an infinite amount of battery

Is that so much to ask?

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