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Khuntoria's Marriage Ceremony
- Wooyoung: Being Korea's overly romantic corny couple, in the future will you continue to carry on this spirit?
- Nichkhun: . . .what?
- Taecyeon: [explosively] He's asking if you will continue to do the things that make single people annoyed!
- Nichkhun: [enthusiastically] OF COURSE! *nods head*
Favorite Chinese Proverbs:
- Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
- Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget
- Man who finger woman on period get caught red-handed.