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there are bunch of european countries that take eurovision serious

and then there is Russia

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When I see a post on tumblr that isn't in english.

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Bitch, google translate was invented for a reason.

Q: Why can’t you tell when a pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?

A: because the P is silent

Khuntoria's Marriage Ceremony

  • Wooyoung: Being Korea's overly romantic corny couple, in the future will you continue to carry on this spirit?
  • Nichkhun: . . .what?
  • Taecyeon: [explosively] He's asking if you will continue to do the things that make single people annoyed!
  • Nichkhun: [enthusiastically] OF COURSE! *nods head*

when haters argue with you because they think they know more about your fave than you

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The presenters of Eurovision are fantastic !

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Favorite Chinese Proverbs:

  • Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.  
  • Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. 
  • War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. 
  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 
  • It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. 
  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 
  • Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs. 
  • Crowded elevator smell different to midget
  • Man who finger woman on period get caught red-handed.

Scottish trivia:

Braw means the same as awesome or epic by America’s standards.

Learn something new every day.

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TODAY IN SCHOOL.

My teacher let us answer some questions then it was my classmate’s turn.

Ms: What is your greatest secret in life that you can tell us?

Classmate: I CAN’T TELL IT, CAUSE IT’S A SECRET!!

THIS IS ME WHILE LOOKING AT JUNSEUNG RELATED POSTS AND THEIR HARDCORE SHIPPER COMMENTS!

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does anyone even read my text posts

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