shout out to all the moms reading fifty shades of gray who want captain underpants to be banned from the public library

my friends think i have a major problem because i supposedly ship auslly too hard

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That awkward moment when people on facebook 'like' a band you love.

YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM.

HUH. DO YOU. DO. YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

ONLY TUMBLR PEOPLE CAN LIKE THEM.

YOU CAN’T.

BECAUSE I SAID SO.

AND I DON’T LIKE YOU.

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Everyone in my World History class thinks I'm a pervert.

And I’m just sitting here like

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Apparently, what my parents think I mean when I say that Columbine High School is “awesome” is: 

- I like the fact that Eric and Dylan went and killed people there.

- I like the pictures of their dead bodies.

- I like Eric and Dylan solely for the fact that they killed people.

- I think what they did was “cool”.

- And I’m sick for “liking” and “thinking” all of those things.

I should really just stop talking to them about Columbine forever. -___-“

PSA

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Ok. Enough. The next anon to send vampelenagilbert/vampkatpierce hate I’m going to hunt you down with a mob of angry people and set Damon on you. He will gladly rip out your throat and then pass you over to either Katherine or Rebekah who will string you up on a torture rack and humiliate the fuck out of you.

Stop it. Hate is not cool. It is hurtful, pathetic and beyond stupid. Go get yourself a hobby. Or better yet come off anon and stop being a coward. Because exactly what the fuck has she ever done to you? Jesus get yourself a life please. 

everyone who meets me at first thinks i’m respectful and shy… 

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“omg you have tumblr? does that mean you’re a hipster?” 

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according to my sister and cousin, it’s weird when fans give celebrities underwear as a gift

uhm

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I tried to tell my friends about how I now have the most amazing url in History of amazing urls.

They just gave me a blank stare.

Girl on my facebook posted:

“Wish I was celebrating Cincinnati del Mayo tonight! -_-“

Erm….You’re a white girl…All you see it as is an excuse to get drunk. Do you even know what “Cincinnati del Mayo” is about? o.O 

And second…It’s Cinco(as in 5 in Spanish) De Mayo…. I don’t understand how you are still alive. And no one has had the balls to break it to this girl that it’s Cinco. Not….Cincinnati. I have no hope for her or her future…

What the radio people say about tumblr:

  • Girl: Yeah, she posted it on Tumblr
  • Boy: Tumblr was so 2011
  • Girl: *Laughs*
  • Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING

Its probably not good that we have a tablet back here where I work because I mean like do they even know tumblr exists?

I love looking on the “Game of Thrones” tag and seeing those sweet summer children who haven’t read the books talking about who they hope wins the throne.

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