“He’s a genius billionaire philanthropist; he’s an ex-ish supervillain; together, they fight crime. Or commit crime. Maybe. Sometimes. Slightly. It’s a matter of perspective.”—Halo by paxlux
Highly Charged! (Prussia/Austria)
Subject: Navy Lieutenant Gilbert Beilschmidt, explosives expert.
Current Status: On leave…and on alert!
Mission: Getting mentally prepared for his next mission.
Obstacle: Getting Roderich Edelstein out of his head…and into his bed.
All Professor Roderich Edelstein wants is to fix up the home he’s inherited from a friend. The place is run down, and he’s at his wit’s end dealing with his friend’s hostile relations. On the upside, he has a droolingly hot neighbor—whose late-night workouts offer seriously panty-vaporizing entertainment….
Explosives expert Navy Lieutenant Gilbert Beilschmidt is on enforced R ’ R…but it’s rapidly becoming more racy than restful! When Roderich receives threatening letters, Gilbert immediately offers his protection—his very personal protection. But his leave is soon over, and the threats to Roderich’s safety are escalating. Will this volatile situation bring them together…before it tears them apart?
Red-Hot Santa (America/Prussia)
Subject: Marine Reservist Alfred F. Jones
Current Status: Security expert, ready for his first assignment.
Mission: Playing Santa at a local bar.
Obstacle: A man who tempts him to be very, very naughty.
Alfred is all ready to start an exciting new career at a local security agency. But for tonight, his job is to play Santa…until his good friend and co-marine Gilbert Beilschmidt sits on his lap, ready to tell him exactly what—or rather, who—he wants for Christmas!
Before long, Alfred has Gilbert in his bed, exploring all manner of things naughty and nice. But soon, they’ll have to join forces on a critical, incredibly dangerous mission. Will they be able to objectively watch each other’s backs…or will memories of their naughty bedroom antics put both of their lives at risk?
things you never wanted to know about TLG:
one time last spring I painstakingly went and worked out who was cohabiting with who in this universe
I have the results in my hand right now and
they do not
make any sense.
Like, who did up these plans? Who thought having Vriska and Aradia live together was a good idea? Vriska and Equius? Sollux and Eridan? Eridan and Rose? (Dave and Karkat, but I plead plot-relevance on that one.)
I am not changing this, though. I live in fervent hope that someone will write me fic about Eridan and Rose squabbling over peanut butter and laundry duty.
Writing meme PART ONE
flagrantly ignored FORGOT the 5-10 sentences thing. I. I got carried away.
my imagination latches onto an idea and refuses to let go.
Part one’s prompt was mewithoutYou - Bullet to Binary Part 2
[if you still want to suggest music, you can! further parts will be as long as I feel is necessary. P.S. TUMBLR’S SPACING IS WORST.]
The Keeper (Denmark/Norway)
Ranger Security Case File #1877
Name: Jens Bendtner
Case: Tracking down a Butter Bandit
Agent note: This case is gonna sizzle…
On the surface, it seems like an almost ridiculous assignment. A thief has been breaking into pastry chef Eirik Nielsen’s shop. And the only thing taken? Organic butter. But one night, Eirik himself is attacked, and Ranger Security assigns agent Jens Bendtner to guard their favorite chef—closely!
Unfortunately, the ultra-dishy Jens also makes Eirik’s reserve melt faster than…er, butter. Which is bad. In a very, very good way.
Has Eirik discovered the recipe for delectable disaster, or is this tasty bodyguard someone he’ll need to keep on his menu for good?