Me: HEY ME TOO!!
you know …friends…
me and my friends are almost failing this class so we made a slap bet and whoever gets the highest grade on the next test gets to slap everyone else as hard as they want on the face
so basically i’m studying like a bitch so i can slap the shit out of all of them
I almost threw up today and my friend was all like “nigga you betta not throw up das money you gonna be throwing up and then you gon be hungry again and dats more money”
one time my friend faked a seizure to get out of a threesome.