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You know what I just realized?
If Highlander was based in present day, he’d be fucked.
Cause in every movie, he finds a new “love” interest. If it were the facebook generation, it’d been more like this.
Heather posts: I was just with Nash, he told me he was an immortal. Oh, and his name really isn’t Nash, it’s Connor. I hope no one finds out. It has to be a secret!
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Since we didn’t actually do anything yesterday, my mom, my sister, and I went out to lunch today. It’s our holiday tradition. We don’t like doing anything big. Simple is always better for us.
While at that lunch today, I got the “you need to have kids so mom can be a grandmother” speech from both of them. I’m not going to go in to detail, but because of some health issues my sister has had, it is almost impossible for her to get pregnant. So, I am the only hope for this family. (Scary thought, isn’t it?)
Also, I am actually the last person in my family line. Basically, if I die without having kids, then my family tree ceases to exist. Sure, I might have some very distant cousins or something out there with the same last name, but that’s not exactly the same thing. For some reason that no one in my family seems to know about, my paternal grandfather’s side of the family stopped all contact with my grandmother and her kids after my granddad died in World War II. Which means, the only family members that I actually know with the same last name as me is my immediate family: my mom and sister (my dad passed away 9 1/2 years ago). Though it is kind of fun to sometimes refer to myself as the “last in the line.” Makes me sound special and important in some weird way.
I guess what I’m really trying to say is:
does anyone know where I can get an egg and possibly borrow a uterus for about 9 months so my family will leave me alone?
So my band did this song for a compilation CD out of Phoenix for Tristan (from Dogbreth)’s birthday. We did a song about a puppy. Oh, and it’s the only recording of a Rumble Rumble song with me on lead vocals.