I’m proud of last night. I got my best friend out who hates going out! Told her I’d get her a husband and I did indeed leave her with a man! We were in the queue for The Canteen for a minute (cause I said that’s how long I’d be willing to queue for) and then we saw her ex and his friend and they were getting in as ‘VIP’ so we sneaked in behind them BOOYAH! Was a great night! We offered an array of men threesomes (our new chat up line). I took on the name Lorraine, which I now love! And she was Lisa. I love having an alter ego it makes me dance better IMO. Left the Canteen at closing time and went to Cube Cinema which wasn’t bad. Got in after 4, which means last night must have been a success!

Now I’m just playing some classical guitar pieces on a Sunday morning, the sun is shining and the breeze is blowing me ever so gently.

Life isn’t at all bad.