to make myself feel better… here’s felix making out with everybody

I'm bored, so....

I’m gonna do some headcanons! :D Yeah, mostly just my WIR headcanons with my favorite pairings; which means Vanilla Taffy, Yows, Cherrybomb, Mint Swirl, and PBP. :3 So, for all you guys who love ALL these pairings, eat your hearts out. :)

Maybe I’ll put in some headcanons about the twins in general too…

Some of my headcanons might actually mix with a few stories that I’ve done too….

Vanilla Taffy:

-The one to ask the other out first would probably be Vanellope, since she’s pretty bold.

-The one who would find out that they liked the other first would be Taffyta, but she’s a bit too stubborn to verbally admit it and simply admire Vanellope from afar.

-Taffyta’s actually a bit clumsy, especially when she knows someone is watching her.

-Neither of them can cook, so they either force Sour Bill to do the cooking, go to Tapper’s, or take a pie from Fix-It Felix Jr.

-Taffyta can’t stand Vanellope’s eating habits; Tapper has this thing where every so often he gives customers ham sandwiches and they can add whatever toppings they want. Vanellope adds lettuce, honey mustard on both sides, and then puts BBQ chips in-between that. Taffyta prefers her ham sandwich plain.

-They argue sometimes, but really can’t stay mad at each other.

-Jubileena, Gloyd, and Sticky think they’re adorable together and had actually made plans to try and get Taffyta and Vanellope to start dating; Minty was roped into helping since she’s the brains.

-Vanellope loves bringing home stray animals.

-Vanellope wants to change her kart name from the Lickety Split to Vanilla Taffy.

-Taffyta occasionally steals Vanellope’s hoodie just so she can smell it; Vanellope smells like peppermint mixed with white chocolate and faint cherry.

-Vanellope hates Taffyta’s racing hat and tries to get her to take it off as often as possible.

-The pocketknife made from peppermint is actually a present that Vanellope got from Taffyta for Christmas.

-When Vanellope’s hair is out of her ponytail, it reaches to her mid-back. Her weak spot is having someone running their hands through it since it calms her down.

-Taffyta’s lollipops are her pride and joy; no one can have one, even if they ask politely (No one except for Vanellope).

-Taffyta is scared of Ralph so whenever he comes to visit, she stays away from him as much as possible, even if it means she won’t spend time with Vanellope

-Vanellope knows that Taffyta’s scared of Ralph, so she tries to convince her that Ralph is really just a big teddy bear.

-Felix is happy for the two’s relationship, though Ralph is a bit skeptical at times, watching Taffyta like a hawk and threatening Taffyta if she ever even dared harm Vanellope, either on purpose or accident; Vanellope considers Ralph the overprotective father while Felix is the sympathetic mother.

-Kano and Vanellope are the best of friends and hang out constantly; whenever Taffyta is invited to hang with them, she feels awkward around Kano since he knows the two are dating

The Yows:

-Ralph was the first one to realize that he liked Felix more than a friend.

-In an attempt to make sure Felix didn’t find out (cause he didn’t know how Felix would react), Ralph acted like nothing was wrong and tried to stay in the friend zone.

-Turbo, before he went bad, and the twins actually rooted for the two to be together, even going so far as to set up small romantic sets whenever possible.

-Felix knows of Ralph’s feelings toward him because he also likes Ralph, but waits patiently for the wrecker to make the first move

-Gene disapproves of the relationship, but Mary always slaps him upside the head if he thinks about saying something bad about the two.

-Ralph is a pushover when it comes to Felix; whatever Felix wants, Felix gets.

-Ralph is not so much of a pushover that he’ll do anything however.

-No one really tops in the relationship; they never get that far as Felix is too shy to ask and Ralph fears he’ll hurt Felix.

-Turbo’s response when the two finally come out that they’re dating: “Finally!!!”

-Their relationship does not get in the way of work; they make sure to have to separate ‘lives’ so to speak.

-Neither cooks; Mary is the cook in the game, so she makes basically anything that everyone will eat.

-Ralph once burned down his house trying to make Felix’s favorite pie.

-Ralph had once suggested to one of the twins that if he told his brother that he liked him, then Ralph would tell Felix that he liked the handyman; the twin didn’t keep up his end of the bargain.

Cherrybomb:

-Their relationship rivals Vanellope’s and Taffyta’s in cuteness.

-Jubileena is a sweet girl when you first get to know her, but she can be badass if you piss her off

-Candlehead’s a bit klutzy and scatterbrained; Jubileena has to constantly, and patiently, remind her of certain things

-Candlehead LOVES to snuggle

-Jubileena writes about her adventures in Sugar Rush; basically her daily life

-Candlehead startles easily and hates it when someone hugs her from behind

-Candlhead loves the Chocolate Labradors that hang around the outskirts of Sugar Rush and occasionally tries to bring one home, saying it followed her.

-Jubileena knows a bit of Judo from Minty

-Candlehead cannot sing; she sings off-key and sometimes her screeching can be heard in the castle

-Jubileena hates singing in front of a crowd and Candlehead because she thinks her voice isn’t that good.

-Candlehead would probably be the first to realize she liked Jubileena and the first to ask her out because she really isn’t that scared of admitting her own feelings.

Mint Swirl:

-Minty is Tsundere.

-Swizzle is laid-back, goes with the flow. He sometimes talks with a Jamaican accent to annoy people.

-Swizzle tries serenading Minty who is not amused

-When told to leave her alone, Swizzle declares that he won’t give up until she tells him that she loves him too

-Secretly, Minty loves Swizzle’s attempts at winning her over; she thinks of it as a thrill to not give away that she likes him

-Minty’s color swaps, Sticky and Torvald, give Swizzle tips and hints on what Minty likes and hates to which Minty flips it on Swizzle, acting like she hates the things she likes and loves the things she hates.

-Eventually, Swizzle just gives up completely, deciding that one girl isn’t worth the aggravation and flops down, pouting that he can’t seem to win Minty over while still plotting ways of doing so.

-Minty kisses Swizzle when he least expects it, telling him that she hates him (which in her language means she loves him)

-Swizzle decides that Minty is the best girl EVER and follows her like a lost puppy.

PBP:

-Rancis hates getting dirty, so he tries to keep Gloyd from being dirty as well

-Gloyd likes the chocolate mud puddles, always splashing in them and rolling around in them

-Since Gloyd pranks people, he pranks Rancis endlessly, though he says its because he loves Rancis

-Rancis never saw himself loving someone as wild as Gloyd; but then again, he never suspected that Taffyta would love someone as rebellious as Vanellope

-Sometimes, Rancis joins Gloyd on his pranking expeditions

-Gloyd would stand outside Rancis’s window during the night while everyone is asleep and sing romantic love songs from the ’80s to try and win Rancis over

-The two really can’t stand each other at times and get into physical fights which ends with one of them kissing the other in the heat of the moment.

-Gloyd is actually really ticklish on his sides and Rancis always takes advantage of that weakness

-Gloyd and Vanellope are actually really good friends and hang out together, causing their significant other to become extremely jealous.

-Rancis is easily jealous

-Rancis says Gloyd looks better without his pumpkin hat and always hides it so Gloyd can’t wear it.

The Twins (Nitro and Dax):

-They’re both mute, so they use sign language to communicate

-Nitro is older by a few minutes and an inch taller than Dax.

-Nitro is protective of his brother and would gladly put himself in harm’s way if it meant saving Dax.

-Turbo doesn’t care much for learning sign language, so whenever the twins try to talk to him, he would ask Felix for a translation

-Dax is easily pleased and enjoys pats on the head

-Nitro is a bit less open, but still smiles whenever he finds out that he made Dax happy.

-Turbo hates their displays of affection and mocks them behind their backs

-Whenever Nitro catches Turbo mocking them (or if he knows that Turbo somehow made Dax cry), he would get revenge by punching Turbo in the face or the gut before taking Dax to Tapper’s for a drink in an attempt to cheer him up

-Dax enjoys climbing on Ralph’s shoulders or swinging from one of his arms

-Nitro is pretty fast on his feet and knows some self-defense

-Nitro plays poker, playing with hotshot players like Kano or Zangief

-Dax enjoys Go Fish, which Nitro and Turbo are sometimes forced into playing because they can’t refuse Dax’s puppy dog eyes attack

-Dax and Nitro visit Fix-It Felix a lot since their game doesn’t have many stars and they enjoy looking for certain constellations

-Dax likes the villians of the other games and one time tried to bring home a zombie.

Yeahh….I think that’s about all my headcanons for them xD Enjoy