“I’ve seen tons of people in the past couple of years who wear knee-long Scarface t-shirts like it’s a flag or something. Like the guy from the movie Scarface is their hero. I wonder if they’ve seen the end of the movie. Because it ends really, really badly. Spoiler Alert: Scarface dies snorting a comical pile of cocaine in a tacky ass mansion that looks like if like, the Golden Girls won the lottery. If they won the Powerball lottery. ”