Watches Iron Man: omggg Iron Man is my favorite
Watches the Hulk: Nope nope the Hulk. The Hulk, he's my favorite
Watches Thor: OK scratch all that. Thor is definitely my favorite
Watches Captain America: HOT DAMN Steve looks good in that suit, yup, he's my favorite now
Watches The Avengers: GOD DAMMIT YOU GUYS

i love how everyone has these super cool stories about aaron at 54 below and i’m just sitting here like

he got caught on the back of my seat for 5 seconds while he was leaving the stage because my chair was in the fucking way

me going through new pictures of frank: cries his hair looks so good what is this
me ten hours later: *SHAKES FIST ANGRILY* LOOK AT HIS FRICKIN HAIR

oh don’t you hate when that happens

everything always happens and everything is also hard

I want to be skinny this summer but I also want to eat lots of brownies

#ugh

“There is no such thing as a single-issue struggle, because we do not live single-issue lives.”

—Audre Lorde

#audre lorde

So who’s going to be chilling watching the tour from youtube with me?

#mindless behavior

True life: I have to pee but I don't feel like moving

i wish i could pull off eyeliner like kpop boys do

Straddling Niall’s face, your thighs shaking against his cheeks. Your voice is hoarse but you manage to say “Touch yourself.” and you spin around to watch as he grips himself, taking no time at all to send hot white ribbons of come over his fist and onto his stomach.